oh noooooooo. this episode is in memory of elisabeth sladen. :(
sarah janeeeeeeeeee :( thats rather upsetting.
have a gif of her.




WHAT THE HOLY HELL.
OH MY GOD THAT PAINTING.
really.
hiding in a woman's skirt.
ahahahhahahaha waving to us out of history books!
in the movie!
lmaoooooooooo.


look. the card is blue.
RIVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR <3

i do love river.
she's doing it again sir. she's packing. says shes going to some planet called america.

THEY TAKE A SCHOOL BUS TO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE IN AMERICA?

RORY THE ROMAN.
i wear a stetson now.
stetsons are cool.
UNTIL IT GETS SHOT OFF OF YOUR HEAD BY RIVERRRRRRRRRRRR.

EASTER ISLAND!
omg he's started to keep a diary for river. <3


WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.
EW. IF YOU'VE WATCHED DOCTOR WHO YOU DO NOT NEED SOME GROSS INTRO WITH AMY TELLING YOU THE STORY.
.........oh hey the terrible song is back.
its like they had it not terrible for the christmas special and then were like no, i think nikki really wants us to keep it awful.

1103, he was 908 last time i saw you. hmmmmmmm.
WHO THE HELL WAS THAT THAT AMY SAW.
i just wrote ruby. ruby instead of amy. lmfao.

IS THIS WHERE MARKSHEP SHOWS UP.
...........that isn't mark shep.
is it mark sheppard's father?
.........aaaaaand the astronaut.

WHAT IS HAPPENING.
HE BROUGHT THEM HERE SO THAT THEY COULD WATCH HIM BE KILLED.
WHAT IS GOING ON.

WHAT IS GOING ON.
........................there just happens to be a boat there.
really doctor? you planned all this shit. what the fuck. just gonna cause some lulzy emotional trauma to your current friends.

IS THAT MARKSHEP'S FATHER.
IT IS MARKSHEP'S FATHER.

okay the envelopes are numbered.
2, 3, and 4? who is 1.
1 is clearly old doctor.
oh look.

this is cold, even for your standards. this is cold.

punch him in the face.
river, punch him in the face.
or slap.

so the doctor hasn't started keeping his river diary yet.
there is a far worse day for her? whattttttt.

BUMPY WUMPY.
WRONG.
WIBBLY WOBBLY.

be nice doctor. be nice.
riverrrrrrrrrr <3

netflix just got really low quality.

fish fingers and custard.
still gross.

MARKSHEP.
MARKSHEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

RICHARD NIXON. LMFAO.
american voice.
americannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

HIPPIE! ARCHEOLOGIST.
.............neither?

lmaoooo it still amuses me that river can drive the tardis better than he can.
YOU PLANTED YOURSELF INTO THE OVAL OFFICE.
AHAHAHAHA.

ahahahahhahahhaha guns everywhere.

THE LEGS. THE NOSE. AND MRS ROBINSON.

clear and present danger. military.

fuck noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK NO.
FUCK.
WHAT THE HOLY HELL............. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS.
is that a star trek thing.

oh goddddddddddddd. it does have a mouth.
what the hell is this.
WHAT IS GOING ON.

JOY? her name was joy? or he killed her for joy.
i assume it was her name.

looooool. rory. are you coping?

YOU'VE GOT THAT FACE ON AGAIN. THAT HE'S HOT WHEN HE'S CLEVER FACE.
THIS IS MY NORMAL FACE.

how long has scotland yard had this. lmao.
AMY WILL YOU LOOK AT YOUR PHONE.

shit the astronaut.

lol he put the astronaut helmet on.

quite the screamer, oh river.

shit! alien! SHIT A BUNCH OF THEM! SHIT.
so more quantum philosophical shit. does a thing exist if you aren't looking at them. interesting.

ah yes.
river's worst day.
is the day in the library. and oh look, it does kill her. sort of.
well, she dies. but only sort of!

FUCK THESE WELL SUITED ALIENS FUCK THEM. THEY FREAK ME OUT.

but the tunnels can't have been there for centuries?
because they weren't there for the homo reptilia people?

SHE'S PREGNANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
..........dude.
is that why river and her are both having weird pain things.


OH GOD THE GIRL IS IN THE ASTRONAUT SUIT.
DID AMY JUST SHOOT THIS LITTLE GIRL.

next time. um.
jesus christ.
coming up.
amy does the thing where she puts tallies all over her body.
i've seen pictures of that.
the doctor grows a beard.
and aliens are fucking everywhere.
i really don't like them.


NEXT PART. ALIENS AND ASTRONAUTS LA LA LA LA.



i should probably get my charger for my laptop oh well.


okay but the doctor doesn't die there. so.

THREE MONTHS LATER?! AND SHE'S WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES. AND RUNNING IN ARIZONA?
okay this is utah apparently.
WHAT IS HAPPENING.

markshep.
MARKSHEP YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SHOOT HER.

AREA 51! THE DOCTOR IS BEING KEPT IN AREA 51!
ahahahhahaaha.

so did they shoot her?
so all of them are keeping a tally of how many aliens they see?
to remember that they're there?

always so glamorous, river.
RIVER. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO SURVIVE FALLING.

this is odd.
its been three months, and amy and rory haven't changed clothes.
but river has.

WHAT IS HAPPENING.

i knew markshep wouldn't just start shooting them.

neal armstrong's foot? is their sekrit weapon?
fuck this intro.
i hate shit like this.
its all the trend right now?
the IF YOU HAVE NEVER WATCHED THIS SHOW BEFORE, THIS IS WHAT THE SHOW IS ABOUT IN 20SECONDS. like every show is doing it.

............so these aliens are responsible for the crack in the wall?

HOW DID IT GET IN HERE
oh just a picture.

GET OUT LEAVE NOW
jesussssssssssssssssss
so clearly there are a ton of aliens here.
jesus christ.
this shit is concerning

are there even children in this orphanage.

she already has markings on her hand.
AND NOW SHE HAS MORE.
AND MORE.
JESUS.
JESUS CHRIST THEY'RE IN THE CEILING.
AMY LEAVE.

GODDAMNIT
river and rory all dressed up 60s style.
is that really the president.

AMERICA SALUTES YOU.
amy shouldn't your hand be flashing.


WHAT.
there was a woman. wit hthe eye thing i know amy wears at some point.
looking through the door.
but thats not there.
........so a bunch of pictures of the girl.
....................what
WHAT
there is a picture of amy with a baby!

...........is that her daughter.
is that baby river? and then she killed the doctor? and thats why she's in jail?
ANSWERS PLEASE

is this alien voice in your mind or is it audible
THE GIRL IS OUT OF THE SUIT!

shit. amy is gone.

so markshep shot it. and its
..............THE SILENCE. DUDE.
SO THEY *ARE* RESPONSIBLE FOR SEASON 5.

okay but the little girl

........so they needed a space suit for a little girl so they influenced humanity into the space age.

.......................oh no amy. professing love for the doctor. instead of rory.

she doesn't have tallies all over herself anymore.
why was amy in that picture of a child.
why was that there.

OH BECAUSE SHE MEANT RORY. AND RORY'S STUPID FACE :)
RORY'S INSECURITY ABOUT HER LOVE. IT FILLS ME WITH PAIN.

god river.
spinning around shooting people.
i love her.

i love rory.
loooooool.
yes nixon, you will be remembered.

:) markshep just wants to marry a black man in the lates 60s.
ohhhh river.
their first kiss.

A TIME HEAD.

this little girl.
its river right.
its river.

what the fuck.
is this schrodinger's pregnancy?

THE LITTLE GIRL.
WHAT THE HELL.
THE LITTLE GIRL IS REGENERATING.
WHAT THE HELL. IS GOING ON.



okay.
this is my thoughts.
based on spoilers and what i just watched.
so idk whats up with schrodinger's pregnancy.
but. amy and rory have a baby, named melody. who is river pond.
the baby is taken away i think, by the silence? and she is protected because of reasons i dont know. but she's in the suit. and has all those pictures.
and i dont know. she's the astronaut and kills the doctor and goes to stormcage because of it? idk.

but if river was the little girl, wouldn't she remember all of this? and being in the suit and crawling out?
or if she would forget that because of the quantum bullshit re: the silence, wouldn't she at the very least remember escaping and regenerating in the streets of new york city half a year later?

whatever!
NOW ONTO PIRATES!


EPISODES LEFT TO WATCH BEFORE THE 50TH: 26
DAYS LEFT TO WATCH THEM: 5


i need to get river song icons. and maybe upload an eleven icon.
fineeeeeeeeee i like eleven.
but really.
ten will always be my doctor.