okay sam and i are watching cold war.
as you may be able to tell, i didn't finish before the 50th aired.
so now i'm hiding from all forms of social media.

i'll get to it tomorrow.





i have to say i do like how they shoot and notify you of the place/time now.

ONION KNIGHT.
why are you launching nukes.

......for the motherland?
so these are russian subs? presumably.

i know that the tardis translates all languages.
but you'd think they'd still have accents.

wait.
but the people last ep didn't get translated.

why is that man singing.

run the drill again tomorrow.
whatever edmure.

so someone is frozen in a block of ice.
grool.

why are you holding your zippo.
OH. nevermind.
dumbass is gonna USE A BLOWTORCH on a SUBMARINE to thaw out SOMETHING YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT.
youse a dumb fuck.



ALARMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
ALARMMMMMMM.

........EVASIVE MANEUVERS CALLED OUT CAPTAIN KIRK.

honey pie, it isn't an outer attack.
its inside your sub.

EDMURE SHUT UP, you're 100% useless at all times.
ugh.

i know everyone wants to know, but ruby has dog farts right this moment.


A BARBIE.
why do you have a barbie.


WHY IS THE TARDIS GOING AWAY.
WHAT THE HELL.

this is not good.

okay, clara is not dressed for deep sea shit.

really doctor, you're going to get in a fight.


what the hell is the monster.
it sounds like a snake. of some sort.
but it looks like a man. in armor.
idk.

an ice warrior.
from mars.
a legit martian.


BAD CALL.
REALLY BRO. PUT YOUR STUPID GUN DOWN.

SKALDACK.
GRAND MARSHAL SKALDACK.

andddddddddd edmure just tazed the ice warrior.
you stupid fuck.

ahahahah clara learning about the tardis translator.
I DON'T EVEN SPEAK RUSSIAN.

edmure you are a great big penis face.
i fucking hate you.

i actually want to stab him in the face.

really doctor, you just touched the man's suit.


clara is going to go talk to skaldack.

shit all the lights just went out.

please don't get all up near him.
THE SUIT IS EMPTY.
WHAT THE HELL.

onion knight.
why are you holding a gun on him.

so clara opened the door, and the dude ran out of the room.
but i still didn't see him.

doctor maybe don't mention the nukes?

is this going to be one of those things where the sub falls down a crevass?
because that shit scares me.


edmure, i s2g if ice martian doesn't kill the fuck out of you i'll be really displeased.
you fuck face idiot ass hole douche nozzle.


edmure if he didn't answer the first time, i dont think repeatedly saying whose there is going to elicit a response.


aaaaaaaaaaaand its groddy fingers are holding his head.
gross.

onion knight. <3

do you both understand eachother, edmure? really?
FORM AN ALLIANCE.
you scumbag.

okay but, where is the tardis.
why did it leave.

cattle prod for polar bears.
HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF.
DURAN DURAN.
CAMMAN.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand he's been snatched out of the room.
dead?
and more dead?
torn apart.

oh clara, hasn't seen shit like that before.

edmure is still AWOL.
oh wait.
i think the doctor just found him.
good.

ruby is sitting on my shoulder.
purring along.

ULTRAVOX DO THEY SPLIT UP.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS HOLDING HER HEAD.
and the old man just shot at it.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T HURT THE OLD MAN.



this ice martian bro is kind of weird looking.

was that his dudebros replying?
nope. it just summoned his armor.

jeeeeeez, skadack why are you such a peen.

martian law is not earth law? jeez.

oh hey.
its kind of a lizard. nifty.

clara is going to get through to skaldack.

OH HEY, THE SONIC HAS A RED SETTING.

oh shit the ice dudes have come and picked up the sub.

lets not kill everyone?
yesssssssssssss.
maybe?

unless he gets up on the ship and hits them.

and now clara is singing duran duran.


looooooooool.
the tardis relocated itself to the south pole.

but really. a thing where if the tardis is around danger it relocates?
worst. idea. ever.


next is hide.
not the christian kane and rachel miner movie, but the episode.

something bout ghosts and clara.



ominous thunderstorm.
...........is this paranormal state.
of yee olden day?

is this woman a medium.

lol.
doctor dramatically knocking on the door.

hahahaha clara.
ghostbusters.

ah.
she's not a medium.
she's an empath.

i thought clara didn't belive in ghosts.


for the love of god, stop screaming.
interesting.

the screaming ghost face reminds me of glue!jennifer


why would she be called the witch of the well, if there is no well.

I'M GIVING YOU A FACE. CAN YOU SEE ME. LOOK AT MY FACE.

...............was there just a limb. coming out of the blackness.
do not like.
this is doctor who. it is not the grudge.

capricious, brilliant, and deceitful.
the doctor.

ahh, the empath wants to get all up on that.

AND IT JUST GOT COLDER.
THIS IS SOME SUPERNATURAL SHIT.

what the hell.
he drew a circle in chalk where the cold spot is.
and now its like smoking?
what is going onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

this shit is even giving the doctor the wiggins.

WHO IS HOLDING CLARA'S HAND.
FUCK THAT BODY SHIT. FUCK IT.

random floating black circle?
and help me written on the wall and then disappearing.
wtfffffffffffffffff this episode.

HUSH YOUR MOUTH, I LIKE WHISKEY.

the doctor took a selfie?
how does a 70s nikon have an auto focus.
mine doesn't.

don't trust him. there's a sliver of ice in his heart.
accurate on the ice sliver, but thats not necessarily a reason to not trust him.

what even.
why did the doctor go back to the beginning of time with all the volcanoy.

why is he taking all these pictures.

maybe the spirit is in the camera?

i'm assuming that the doctor is going to develop these and it will be relevant.

WE'RE ALL GHOSTS TO YOU.
WE MUST BE NOTHING.

so the creepy thing with the limbs, is the weird scary turtle thing?

doctor, keep your damn harness and rope on please.

and thats why you don't take off your stupid harness.
then you won't misplace your exit.

okay now you're in the echo house?
but its still not the house.
how do you get back.

doctor just LEAVE.
you don't need to hold the weird turtle

GO THROUGH THE PORTAL.
god you fool of a man.

why is the tardis making that noise.
that chiming noise.

whoa.
clara.
two claras.

ahhhhhh.
voice interface.

so sassy and mean to the tardis.
ahahaha.

where the hell is clara going with the tardis.
THEY CAN'T LAND IN THE POCKETVERSE.

this rock turtle broken bone thinger is freaking me out.
it kind of reminds me of a silent hill beasty.

CLARA YOU CAN'T GO TO THE POCKET VERSE.
or is it that she can't land there.

HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not enough.
this is the third time he's met her.
and she's died twice.
and said the same message, twice.

oh his slowness was about the monster. and how there was two of them.
not about how clara was the only other person to experience things and shit?


EPISODES LEFT TO WATCH: 5