I hate you: A Picspam.

[sucksucksmile]

BE PREPARED: TO LOOK INTO THE CLOTHING OPTION OF PURE EVIL





Notice the matching grey sweater. This is a look that one puts together when they want to say, "Yes good sir, I am a fucking idiot."



This gem features an accomplice of The Sweatpant, The Flipflop. Together they are a duo synonymous with death and despair.



Dear Katie Holmes, remember when you wanted to just be called Kate Holmes? That was funny.
As is this outfit. In a so funny I think I literally just died from horror kind of way. You're wearing the frumpiest shit ever in public. PUBLICCCCCCCCC.
And I don't care if you're a celebrity or not.
If my friends go out like this, I shame them to DEATH.



Ew.



ARE YOU HIGH?! IF YOU WANT TO WEAR YOUR STRAPPY HEEL MARIAH CAREY PLEASE DEAR GOD THROW ON SOME JEANS. NOTHING WILL BEAT THE PRACTICALITY OF JEANS AND HEELS. DISGUST.
FIREY RAGE DISGUST.



See there is this thing. That whenever guys wear sweatpants its literally just so much penis its ridiculous.
Like seriously distracting okay?
Especially when you're someone like Chris Pine who is distracting as is.
And The Bulge is already famous thank you very much you don't need to put it in sweatpants.


okay.
this was a rage post about sweatpants.
but i just spent like an hour. an hour. searching for the chris pine!bulge!sweat pants picture.
and instead found a lot of chris pine pics and a lot of bulge pics.
and got thoroughly distracted.

BONUS SONG FOR YOUR EFFORTS!

ALSO:
DON'T WEAR SWEATPANTS IN PUBLIC PLEASE. EW. EW.