LOL. Wow. English really is something else. Never really give it much thought. Haha. Though I don't know some of those words...

I can essentially read the entire thing, but if we're just going straight from the beginning, I can read fourteen lines up until "ague" when I go OMG LOL.

Its the moronic words like "Terpsichore" and "Balmoral"

Yeah pretty much. I mean the only words I was like um what were ones I've never heard of were what I had issues with. It would be something to learn English as another language though thats true of any other language really...

There were some reallllly moronic words in there definitely.

This is so amazing thank you. o_o
*English dork*

I can read it all but some of the words I've never heard pronounced before so I figure them out from the rhymes.

And now I wanna recite and record this. >:D

RIGHT?!

But I don't think I could actually get through the entire thing without laughing.

Giiirl I so could. Only reason I'd crack up is realizing it's being recorded/I'm on film and/or screwed up.