watching the pilot of sleepy hollow.
didn't really intend on watching it, but the tumblr reaction has been kind of insane.

here we goooo.
nikki liveblogs!




trufax, i've never seen the johnny depp sleepy hollow movie?
my knowledge of sleepy hollow-ness is that there is a guy on horseback and he doesn't have a head?
thats literally it.


i know this guy is the main character because i've seen gifsets of interviews.
i kind of assumed he'd be the headless horseman?

butttt it looks like this fucker with the scarred hand is?
and now his head has been removed.


zombies?

so its totes the present now isn't it.
and he woke up in some weird witchy cave place.

definitely the present. the ground has road lines.
bro, you're going to get shmucked my a car. for sure.

OH WAIT NOPE, THATS A TRANSPORT TRUCK.

you silly silly zombie man.

I LOVE THIS SONG. ugh i love this song. good choice.
will always remind me of interview of a vampire.

anyway, that scene with the cars totes reminded me of lady buffy and memory lost angel. DEMONS! THERE ARE DEMONS EVERYWHERE!

this sheriff guy was in leverage. in the one where eliot and hardison are handcuffed together.

that priest looks familiar.

the audio on this is really weird? i'm watching it on my TV. like properly. and legally.
and it just seems really muffled.

the sheriff is totally going to die right, thats why she stays? calling it now.

DRAMATIC LIGHTNING

DRAMATIC HORSE NEIGHING OF DISTRESS

DRAMATIC THUNDER

DRAMATIC SPOOKY BARN

this lady cop is hot.

oh hey, rifle!

oh shit man, that was like a bladed weapon noise.

headless dude with a battle axe.
bro, shoot the corpse and RUN.

IT IS NOT GOING DOWN. RUN. BEFORE YOUR FUCKING GUN IS OUT OF BULLETS.



or you could just be totally killed and beheaded. bad form sheriff.

that is a pretty white horsey.

honey you can't OMG JOHN CHO JOHN CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

okay but you totally can't revive the sheriff because he is BEHEADED.

john cho my sweet, why are you arresting him?
ohhh. she must've said something about him being a random sketch guy?


oh heyyyyyy its a commercial for the blacklist. and guess who, BOYD!
i miss when you weren't evil.


i like your accent sweetie.
but ichabod is a weird name.

is this based on a book?
or was it just a movie.

.....okay. i was like, theres no way they're just accepting that he's from the past?
but they aren't.
cool beans.

YOU'VE BEEN EMANCIPATED I TAKE IT. lolllll.

so sassy.
i like it.



ahahahah he's totally going to shit bricks.
ahahahhaahahah the windows!


LADIES WEARING TROUSERS.

aw shittttt. the priest recognizes him and he recognizes the priestttttt.

so they're implying that the horseman is Death.
so if he's Death with a capital D, why is he wanting to kill everyone?
oic. the priest is going to dig someone up with that friggen symbol on his grave.


aw mannnn you're gonna die........
sweetie, runnnnnnn.

i totes thought the priest was evil.
but clearly not.
okay so he can just magically heat his axe to cauterize the wound.

so there is something about this damn bird.

you suck, chief.

HIS WIFE WAS BURNT FOR WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!!!!!!

oicccccccc
a sekrit key for her
with a sekrit filing cabinet

~*the occult*~

youuuuu arent trustworthy chief
what is with this damn bird

so is oh
i was just going to say are we going to see his wife more
she's there now
through a mirror with the bird

jesusssssss

so dude just hides in the river while its light?

please don't be evil
or die
john cho
please

what even
dudebro broke in and took weapons from his gun safe?!
what evennnnnnnn

goddamnit john cho!

gross

GROSS

DAMNIT JOHN CHO

omg are you not even a cop.
are you an evil witch dude.

PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR NECK STUMP

okay but how can you hide that head
like put it in cement and drop it in that epic crevice in the ocean.

really? were going with the goats horns and all that?


well
i liked it