MORE DOCTOR WHO. FEATURING PIRATES.
AND MODEL LILY COLE WHO WAS IN DR PARNASSUS.




pirates of the caribbean lalalala!
..........you're a dead man.
because he has like a paper cut.

......so they're protected.
because he bound the door with a necklace that has a mermaid pendant.

pentacle sign on a big wooden box?
does no one actually say yo ho ho? bummer.

FUCK THIS INTRO.

i have a thing, where if its a catchy theme song i am utterly unable to stop myself from bobbing along.
you can ask my friends. specifically hayley.
buffy, doctor who, i'll think of more later.

SWORDFIGHTING!AMY IS WEARING A HAT!
WHAT IS WITH THIS BLACK SPOT.
the song is like making them very very drunk.

you should dress like a pirate more often.
freud would say you're compensating. loooool.

an actual stowaway.
awww. the captains son.


DID SHE JUST TAKE THE TARDIS.
WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

doctor i thought it didn't do wood.

its not water, its the reflection.
really, stroppy homocidal mermaid.

why don't you just stick all the treasure into like. a crate.
god you fool.

where did the other pirate go? the one the boy cut.

things just got boring. now they just wait until the wind picks up?
WHAT THE HELL.
THE WOMAN WITH THE EYEPIECE IN THE WALL.

that star is glowing blue?
is it the tardis.
where is my tardis.

noooooooooooooooooo he kept the crown!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

DON'T TAKE THE BOY.
WHAT IS THE SIRENS POINT THOUGH. WHY IS SHE DOING THIS.

so two ships existing in one place. these dead aliens have interesting skulls.
ALIEN BOGIESSSSSSSSSSSSSS grossssssssssssss.

so is the siren keeping them alive?
thats why she's taking them? healing them.
so she isn't evillllllll! yay!

oh lily cole.

but why is he dying?
oh. is it because he was drowning?
ohhhh. and the little boy had the fever.

okay but the rest of the crew just had like paper cuts.

TILT HIS DAMN HEAD AMY.
his airway isn't clear.
why do people always forget this.

its really not that hard.
tip the head up. compressions, blow.

IF SEASON ONE XANDER CAN DO IT, AMY.
SO CAN YOU.

there should be water puking.
he drowned dude.

come on moffat.

17th century pirate.
with a pirate crew.
going through space.
lmao. that should turn out well.

and eleven is concerned about schrodinger's pregnancy.


COMING UP. NEIL GAIMANNNNNNNNNNNNN! WHOOOOOOOOOOO!
speaking of which, he's doing an AMA with amanda palmer right now.
two hours ago. and forty seven minutes. well thats when it started.


so i just made tea.
and its way too fucking hot if i intend to drink it anytime soon.
so i put an icecube in it.
and then counted.
the icecube melted completely in under thirty seconds. probably not good for me to drink it now.

well, now i'm going to watch the doctor's wife.




I HAVE HIGH EXPECTATIONS, NEIL GAIMAN.
..........this man looks familiar.

your mind and soul will be drained from your body and then a time lord will live in it? what.
and an oooooooood!

how can you leave the universe.
DID THEY LEAVE THE UNIVERSE THROUGH THE CRACK.
IT LOOKED LIKE THE CRACK.
I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THE FUCKING CRACK.

is it impossible doctor. i thought leaving the universe was impossible.

THE SOUL OF THE TARDIS. THE TIME VORTEX. IS IN A BODY?
THIS IS LIKE, THE DREAM OF ALL SUPERNATURAL FANS.
IF THE IMPALA WAS HUMAN.

okay but.
rose had the time vortex inside her. and it was burning her up.
hell, the doctor took that energy into himself from her to put it back in the tardis. and then he had to regenerate.
so HOW could the tardis be in a body.

ood! the ood were freeeeeeeeeeeeed! that ood better be alright.
also, weird glowing eyes.

these two dirty people are sketchy times a million.

aaaaaaaaand the ood just played a distress call. what.
how can there be ANY time lords.
HOW.

how can there be time lords.
that doesn't make any sense. and wouldn't be a good thing.

something is sketchy.

the tardis personified is very interesting.

i've seen pics and icons of amy from this episode.
so he's just locked them into the tardis.
because shit is clearly not safe.

oh god. all the time lords are just cubes.
patchwork people.
oh jesus. :(

boxes will make you angry. because she is the tardis!
is the house trying to take the tardis.
jesus.

ahahahahahha
you call me sexy.

just poured tea all over myself.

i really enjoy the tardis and the doctor arguing.
YOU BRING HOME STRAYS!

old rory. ugh.
so really house is just playing with them and putting them in a time loop.
okay but its not real?

THEY'RE GOING TO FLY A HALF A TARDIS.
ITS NOT EVEN CLOSED!

THE PRETTY ONE!
RORY IS THE PRETTY ONE.

THE OOD!
LEAVE THE OOD ALONE!

YOU SEXY THING. YOU BET ITS YOUR NAME.
this old control room looks like ten's control room.
LEAVE THE OOD ALONE.

another ood he failed to save.
but you saved them all on their ood planet!

hello doctor, its so very nice to meet you.
but she isn't dying she's still the tardis!
you just can't talk to her anymore.

that was very good.

"the only water in the forest is the river"

i don't know what that means.

BUNK BEDS ARE COOL.
ahahahahaha.
they're a married couple. and they were living in bunk beds.

it honestly never occured to me that there would be bedrooms in the tardis.
hell, that they would sleep!
SLEEPING.
in the tardis.

oh honey. you can't make the tardis talk to you.
but i guess you can make it understand you.

that was a very good episode. i really really liked it.


WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS NEXT EPISODE.
THOSE PEOPLE LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE MADE OUT OF GLUE
FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOO I SAY TO YOU!


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