OKAY.
SAM AND I ARE ABOUT TO START THE REBEL FLESH.
IN THE LITTLE PROMO, THESE PEOPLE LOOK LIKE THEY'RE MADE OF SCHOOL GLUE. YOU KNOW THAT WHITE GROSS GOOPY STUFF THAT KIDS EAT? YES.

HERE WE GO.



netflix looks real low quality again.
what is it with this season and astronauty things.

really girl? you pushed him into the acid.
so they're doppelgangers.
but their consciousness immediately transfers?
or their consciousness is existing across all the doppelgangers?
that poses an interesting philosophical question.

i fucking hate this intro thing.
i will never accept it.
never.

HE'S LISTENING.
TO MUSE.
MUSE.
MUSE IS IN THE CANON OF DOCTOR WHO?


godddddddd doctor, will you get over the schrodinger's pregnancy.

that sky looks really ominous.
like imminent burning sky.

how can the corrosive thing go through a pipe. without ......eating through it?
idk. i've never understood that shit.

SO WHO IS THE ORIGINAL.
THAT WOULD BE SO CONFUSING.

ehhhhhhhhhh. this is really.
poses a problem. morally.
ethically.

......OKAY BUT IT TOUCHED HIM? SO WILL IT BE ABLE TO MAKE A GLUE VERSION OF HIM?

okay. can the glue not function without a mind plugged in to be sentient?
interesting.

if they were so confused about getting shit done.
maybe they shouldn't be staring out the windows at a SOLAR STORM.

OH MY GOD. THE TARDIS.
OH MY GOD THE TARDISSSSSSSSSSSSSS. IT CAN'T BE ACIDY.

WHAT THE HOLY HELL IS HAPPENING WITH THEIR TERRIBLE GLUE FACES.

i really don't like this.
okay so the storm exploded the weather vane.

a lot can go wrong in an hour.
like.
horrible glue people.

so they're all unplugged.
but the storm. like electrofied the glue?
and now its alive?
i'm assuming.

so now i'm eating. so we'll see how this writing goes.

so what if they escaped?
i mean if they're not evil, why shouldn't they have a life?

OKAY NEVERMIND.
SHE'S TURNING INTO GLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

UM. WHAT THE FUCK.
SHE'S ALL GLUEY

so both the woman are glue people.
and maybe one of the guys?

god when are they going to realize that the tardis got acidy.

whats the point of the acid suits, we've seen one eat through that entire guy.

is the glue flesh somewhat like the plastic pond that could make plastic people?
i dont have a problem with them so far, except their glue faces creep me out.

i mean if they aren't inherently evil, and most things aren't, then why shouldn't they live?
they can live in a clone city.
sup.

I KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO CLONE THE DOCTORRRRRRRRRRRRR.

god their glue faces creep the fuck out of me.

bummer.
the rest of the team is going to attack.

glue!jennifer. i like her. i hope she didn't do anything bad to human!jennifer.

WHAT IS IT. WITH THIS WOMAN WITH THE EYE THING.


ugh this woman. she's going to fuck it all up.

the personhood argument! whoooooooooooo.
sigh.

ugh humans. the way their brains work. so irritating.

GLUE!DOCTOR.

oh rory.
you're such a good person.
reminds me of how hardison is the heart of leverage, the emotional line that the audience is supposed to follow.


godddddddddd their faces.
so creepy.
remind me of the darach in teen wolf kind of. yeuch.


NEXT PARTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.


oh glue doctor.
you don't look like you're doing well. :(

still hate this stupid thing.

aren't there windows.
can't they get in that way?

i'd like more of the doctors talking to eachother.

oh god they're using acid to come through the door.

do we tend to say yowza? let it go. we're under stress.
brilliant.

jennifer what are you painting on the wall.
are you original jennifer? you were walking without a limp.

yeah the only problem with them just living their lives, is for the ones with families.

almost the doctor :(
amy honey. why can't just you embrace the glue!doctorrrrrrr.

ugh fucking humans and their exclusionary methods always all the time.

:( glue!jen.

WHAT!
omg. she's another glue!jen?!
they're both glue!jen? what the hell.

okay really though, the pile of dead jen's? thats unacceptable.

ugh humans.
never trustworthy.

wait a minute.
how did he get the sonic?

i'm assuming that the two doctors have a plan.
wait. they've both got a sonic.
i assume it was in his pocket.
and since it can replicate anything, it just replicated it?
i guess.

aww, the guy is dying. so the glue will be the kids father now.
and he appeared to have been the only one with family.
so now everyone can live!
except jennifer.
because human!jennifer died.
and i assume glue!jennifer will die too, since she can't get past the need for vengeance.

jennifer is wearing contacts.
aaaaaaaaaaaand jennifer has turned herself into a glue monster.

they changed shoes didn't they.
yep. i like being right.

what did he say?
push, amy? but only when she tells you to.

ah and the doctor knows that he died.
does he know because amy told the real him instead of the flesh him?
or does he know because he's clever. and knows that he's the only one who would send a blue invitation to a mysterious place?


DON'T FUCK IT UP CLEAVES.
schrodinger's pregnancy strikes again!

SHE CAN'T BE GOING INTO LABOR.
SHES NOT SHOWING AT ALL.

how can that be possible.
a child still has to like grow?

or has someone been like doing a perception filter on her....... for the whole time.

WHAT.
EXCUSE ME WHAT.

PUSH BUT ONLY WHEN SHE TELLS YOU TO.

what in the even loving fuck.
cool. so.
amy never left the silence?
she's still being held by them. and the amy they rescued was flesh amy.
i seeeeee.

so schrodinger's pregnancy is going to be wrapped up pretty soon since mystery eyepatch woman is having her shoot that baby out now.


so this is going to be my last episode for the night, so we're going to stick it into this post too.

onto a good man goes to war:


okay but. she was seeing the woman in the second part of the astronaut episode.
so that means that sometime in that 3 months, she was swapped.

RORYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
THE LAST CENTURION.
COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS.

i wish you guys could really understand, how often i say that while watching this show.

so i see the doctor got over his whole murdery thing. because he exploded all those cybermen. but i mean, they were cybermen. kind of always evil.

okay these people look human.
why are they training to fight against the doctor.
the thin one and the fat one!

who is she? if she knows the doctor.

A LIZARD LADY! A BAD ASS LIZARD LADY!

OMG SUNTAN POTATO.
i'm quite amused that river comes back to prison by herself.


and river can't be there. because its her own timeline?
this man's blue paint isn't the best.
I'M OLD I'M FAT I'M BLUE YOU CAN'T NEED ME

i just want to know what their motivations are?
to oppose the doctor? and take amy and bb pond.

i really hope this girl isn't evil. she sewed a thing for melody.
.............
how can the headless monks be literally headless.

aaaaand the headless monks have lightsabers.

aaaaand the headless monks are going to fight the humans. and the humans are shooting the monks. wonderful.
oh shit son.
a lot more lizard ladies.
judoon!!!!!!!!

who is this friggen woman.
why does she want the baby.

sometimes it looks like matt smith's got no eyebrows.
like. a lot.

but they have the baby.
but i know that river is melody and that melody gets taken.

OH GOD I WAS GONNA BE COOL.
kissing and crying simultaneously.

seriously.
you should call her mummy. not big milk thing.

just before she got to america? so this entire season.

god amy. you should've stayed on the tardis with the baby.
bb melody it would be really convenient if you would stop crying.

IS IT A GLUE BABY.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

that was a really good poem. river.

okay so. the doctor knows that their baby is the child in the space suit.
but he doesn't know its river yet.

i've heard that quote.

what is going to happen. for him to know that she's melody. is he going to smell her. are they going to tell amy and rory.
amyyyyyyyy. with the gunnnn. at her baby.

river song.
melody pond.

THE ONLY WATER IN THE FOREST IS THE RIVER.

well then.
so the doctor has gone off by himself to get bb river back.
but we know it doesn't work? because she's in america in the 60s.
idk.


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