WELL CHILDREN.
ITS TIME FOR ME TO OFFICIALLY START SEASON SEVEN.
I KNOW THINGS. ABOUT THIS SEASON. WELL, THE FIRST HALF.
BUT YEAH.
LETS GO.
FOURTEEN EPISODES TO GOOOOOOOO.




what even.
what what what?

who is talking.
what is that giant dalek.
where the hell is this.
those are some nice boots.

not very practical. for the kind of land you're on.
SKARO?!
I THOUGHT SKARO WAS DESTROYED.
LIKE GALLIFREY WAS DESTROYED.

why are there humans on skaro. isn't that a terrible idea.

she's a robot.
that explains why she's wearing stupid ass shoes.

OKAY SO IT IS KIND OF A PROMO SHOOT.
i literally thought that one picture of karen was a promo shot for doctor who.
but its amy as a model doing a shoot, so its okay.

SHE DOESN'T HAVE A HUSBAND?! HUSH.
i don't like this.

THEY'RE GETTING A DIVORCE. I DON'T LIKE THIS.

jesus christ the make up girl is a dalek.
what is it with these daleks inside human beings.
its stupid as fuck.

did rory ever meet the daleks?
well yeah, i guess he did as a roman, and in the end of season 5.

lol, an 11 out of 10. ba dum chawwww.
i don't get it.
why are they capturing them. they're DALEKS.
a great big shitton of daleks.

SAVE THEM?! THEY WANT THE DOCTOR. TO SAVE THE DALEKS?!
FROM WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.

yeah.
this is new.

UGH AND ANOTHER CHANGE TO THE INTRO.
MOFFAT. WILL YOU JUST STOP.
this is even uglier than the last one.
god its HIDEOUS.

AND HE CHANGED THE DOCTOR WHO NAME.
THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE.
LITERALLY.
UNACCEPTABLE.

ahh. this oswin right?
OSWIN YOU DON'T THROW OUT THE ENTIRE DISH YOUR BAD SOUFFLE IS IN.

.........daleks are breaking into whereever she is.
and she turns up her music.
what the holy hell is happening.

it is offensive....to the daleks. to distinguish such divine hatred.
but the new colourful daleks exterminated the old daleks in 5x03.

just. what?

OSWIN IS IN THE CENTER. OF THE DALEK DUMPING PLANET.

so the daleks want the doctor to figure shit out.
the predator is what the doctor's call the daleks.
it is known the doctor requires companions.

MORE HUMANS?!
WHAT IS GOING ON.
WHY ARE THERE HUMANS ON DALEK CRAZY LAND.

hi harvey.

IS THAT A DALEK IN THE SNOW.
NO.
ITS OSWIN. THE SOUFFLE GIRL.


is harvey part of oswin's team?
RORY FELL DOWN A GREAT BIG HOLE. HEAD FIRST.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

oh jesus christ.
a lot of daleks.

DON'T TOUCH A DALEK ARE YOU KIDDING ME.


...........are they empty?

souffle girl has been here a year...... but harvey thinks he's been here 12 days.
yeah. not 12 days.

what the hell is going on.
they're loooooooong dead.

HE'S A DALEK.
SHIT.

i don't understand.
living or dead.
dalek puppets.
nifty.

but shouldn't nothing happen to her?
it came off when they were contained in that little pod?
and the cloud is outside?
i mean oswin doesn't have one? presumably.

AND RORY JUST WOKE UP A FUCKING DALEK. MORE THAN ONE FUCKING DALEK.
honey, its trying to say exterminate.
is it a dalek with a stutter.
lmao.

RORY. FUCKING RUN.
GOD HONEY.

god i love jenna coleman's face.

so the nanos on the planet. are scooping out her brain. great.

amy who are you seeing. what the hell. amyyyyyyy.
DAMNIT.
amy has walked into the room full of daleks. thinking they're people. wonderful.


:( a dalek just exploded himself and all the other derpy daleks in the that room.

ahh.
thats where that poster came from. the doctor carrying unconscious amy.

but really guys, where is she getting milk.
is she making souffles without milk.

or is there something more ominous going on about souffles.


the basic fact of our relationship is that i love you more than you love me.


guys........ i know this entire speech....
about waiting for her vs giving him up.

from a teen wolf fanfic. lmao. yup.

so this is intensive care.
DALEKS WHO SURVIVED THE DOCTOR.


the daleks are wobbling about.
and are coming for him.


jesus christ.
chin boy.

she made the daleks forget him.

whats going on.
is she in a dalek.

yup.
;_________;

now she's going to say exterminate.
you shouldn't have told her.
this poor girlllllllllllllllllll.

well.
at least we see oswin again. as clara.
because she's got a great face.

doctor just take the teleport from them.
they're busy making out.

they teleported into the tardis.
she made ALL THE DALEKS FORGET THE DOCTOR.
BRILLIANT.


oh rory.
his little victory dance.
"i can see you"

DINOSAURS.
MR WEASLEY.
ARGUS FILCH.

ARGUS FILCH AND MR WEASLEY!!!!!!!!!


onto dinosaurs on a spaceship lulz.
but first i'm gonna make a bagel.




ancient egypt! whoop!
NEFRITITI!

a ship the size of canada! :3

come on then neffy!
HEY! ITS INSPECTOR LESTRADEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

DOCTOR: THERE'S SOMETHING!
LESTRADE: NOT OUR DIVISION!


omgggggggggg he just sucked up the ponds.
including rory's dad.
oh my god.
and the ladder.

space spiders.
no thanks.

BRIAN WILLIAMS.

travelling to thailand.
slash the entirety of space and time.

are they the new us?
no they're just people, not ponds. :)

but really guys.
arthur weasley.

DINOSAURSSSSSSSSSS.

fuck this new theme. god its so ugly.
but i am quite glad they got rid that whole amy thing.
doesn't make much sense when its going to be not relevant in the back half of season seven.

DINOSAURSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

run lestrade.

so by my dino knowledge, these look like ankylosaurus.
just saying.

if those two aren't ankylosaurus i will eat my non existence hat.

he just wiped cobwebs onto mr weasley.

STOP. CALLING ME PEOPLE, WITH YOUR STUPID "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE POSSIBLY WON BULLSHIT" SPAM.

mr weasley has a tiny shovel with him.
TRAVEL TROWEL.

of course the doctor has a christmas list.

medicinal booze.

I LEARNED ALL ABOUT YOU AT SCHOOL, BIG FAN, HIGH FIVE?

HOW CAN YOU NOT NOTICE YOU'RE WALKING UP ON A SLEEPING CARNIVORE.

queen amy.
amy queen. queen of the something.

pteradactyl legs make me laugh, jsyk.
they're just so funny.
all sticky outty.
they're like when my friend's pomeranian lies down and sticks his legs out like froggies.

ROBOTS!?
dinosaurs and robots.

LIZARD MAN!
OH MAN.
they made themselves an ark.
because they thought the world was gonna end.
thats why they went underground i thought.

ITS SNIFFING HIS CROTCH.
IT JUST LICKED HIS FATHER.
OH GOD ARTHUR WEASLEY.
TRICERATOPS SLOBBER. GROSS.

neffy is a bamf.
gonna snap lestrade's neck.
i mean really, threatening to spank her? excuse you.

so argus filch boarded the ark like a pirate.
and killed the lizard people.

these sassy rustbuckets are humourous.

so argus filch was attacked by raptors.
yum.

so argus filch thinks he's a real doctor? silly man.

FILCH, STOP THREATENING MR WEASLEY.

rory's awesome nursing skills are AMAZING.
i love you.

I HAVE TO TAKE THIS, THE WIFE.


so the doctor should be priceless?
OR. HE DOESN'T EXIST. worthless. :)


THEY JUST AIRLOCK'D ALL THE LIZARD PEOPLE. UNACCEPTABLE.
DOCTOR, SO JUDGEY, ALWAYS.

the triceratops.
literally.
played fetch.


DOCTOR JUST MACKED ON RORY.
HOW EXCITING.


FILCH KILLED THE TRICERATOPS ;____;

ugh filch you're really gross.
really really gross.

so 10 minutes left.
there's still time to kill him.

BRIAN POND.
YOU ARE DELICIOUS.
i'm not a pond
YES YOU ARE.


you'll be there til the end of me.
or vice versa

oh honey. :(

LESSONS IN GENDER POLITICS!




what i want to know is why is india responsible for shooting down alien craft coming towards earth.

I AM NOT YOUR POSSESSION NOW NOR WILL I EVER BE.
DON'T MESS WITH EGYPTIAN QUEENS.

brilliant.


really? the doctor just killed argus filch.
thats kind of..... thats really......un doctorlike.
wow.

arthur drinking tea whilst watching the earth and space is just such a nice image? its visually sweet.
less sweet, is the face the doctor makes when he watches the ponds watch arthur.
:( he's clearly weaning them off of him.

omggggggggg all of arthur weasley's postcards.
adorable.
now he likes travelling! and it doesn't make him anxious presumably! how nice.


NEXT:
THE DOCTOR WEARS ANOTHER STETSON.
AND COWBOY CYBORGS. CYBORG COWBOYS?
whatever.




..........southern cowboygirl monologue.
TERMINATE.
TERMINATE.
OMG.
DOCTOR WHO HAS TERMINATORS.
TERMINATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXCEPT THEIR EYE PIECES ARE THE WRONG COLOUR.

ugh fuck this stupid theme.

the only thing that i'm interested by in this new title card is how the texture of "Doctor Who" changes to fit each episode.
in other news, FUCK YOU.

stones and lumps of wood.
they're stones and lumps of wood.

........i also view dryclean only as a suggestion.
i've never been to a drycleaners.
okay but why is cyborg billy bob wanted to kill the doctor.

LEFT HIS PHONE CHARGER IN HENRY THE 8TH'S ROOM.
lmaooooooooooooo.

this kind of reminds me of supernatural when they went back in time, but i suspect the prostitutes in doctor who won't be historically hideous with teeth like yeughhhh.

LEAVE THE BAG IN.
what is going on.
what is going onnnnnnnnnnnn.

IS YOU AN ALIEN.
they dragged him out of town.
because he's an alien?

what is going on.

........get across the line?
the line of bumpy wood and stones.

what is going on.

so insulted that he shoots people's hats.

two alien doctors.
WHO IS THIS ALIEN DOCTOR.
so all the alien, have weird leechy things on their face.

the doctor is fangirling so hard.
lol.

this doctor looks a bit like the penguin.

he's very curious.
doctor, you're wearing the hat with the hole in it.
bad call.

SUSAN. THE HORSE.
RESPECT HIS LIFE CHOICES. :)

the doctor speaking to things we don't understand makes me very very happy.

kindness and sadness.
accurate.

doctor, don't stop riding.
something leaking?

OI, DON'T SWEAR.

DOCTOR. PRIORITIES.

YES, I WEAR A STETSON NOW :)

what is it with the eggs.
there has been a reference to eggs.
in every episode so far.

BUT WHY TERMINATE?
IS YOUR PLAN TO TERMIANTE EVERYONE?

EARLIER IT SAID 87% CHANCE OF HARM TO INNOCENT.
WHO IS INNOCENT?

military science experiments?
that is not very good.
yeugh.


i cannot find the nail polish i want to use.

so this doctor made terminators.

decimation is one tenth.
although the definition has kind of been changed.

DOCTOR.
PUT THE GUN DOWN.
YOU DO NOT. USE GUNS.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU.

this is what happens when you travel alone for too long.
just like when ten started changing fixed events because he wanted to, and had a larger god complex than normal.

TERMINATORSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

so everyone on that planet is named kahler something.
NOOOO ISAAC THE SHERIFF.

but the doctor cannot stay.
he can't stay in mercy and become the new sheriff.
marshal.

call up dean winchester.

god this episode still has like half an episode left.
but it feels like it should be done.

marshal. ma'am. fella.

so the townspeople are going to want them to hand jex over.
the doctor is still wearing the hat with the hole in it.

the women are thin and pretty and have good teeth.
the men are also clean and have good teeth.
this is very unaccurate.

doctor, get a new stetson.

this kid is 18.
he's a baby.

A GUY IS WEARING A PONCHO.
ITS DEAN WINCHESTER.
HE'S CLEAN AND WEARING A PONCHO.

so whats the coffee really.
the coffin dude still trying to measure the doctor.

doctor.......this is a lot like you.
deciding that mercy is his punishment and penance after creating cyborgs from his men.
aren't you doing the same thing?
you ran away from the war, and your planet was destroyed.

now you are running around the universe saving people indefinitely?
and your penance will never be done?
yeah. whatever.


so i didn't realize that the terminator's face was literally just like stapled onto the cyborg.
gross.
also not very good terminatoring.

the coffin dude reminds me of daniel day lewis in

so the terminator has been able to cross over that line this entire time?
because its just a line of sticks and stones?

DOCTOR, YOU'RE GOING TO DESTROY THE TOWN.

ALL THE MEN HAVE THE SAME THING DRAWN ON THEIR FACES.
god everyone is going to die.

child get back in your motherfucker seat.

way to go child.
you just notified the terminator that there are people hiding there.
you fool.

like no one decided to maybe GRAB THE IDIOT GIRL. as soon as she stood up and started moving?
ffs.

the doctor has a new suit.
slightly more period appropriate.

terminator, whatcha gonna do now that jex has kabloomed himself.
self termination?

or just like. sit down and rust away.

it amuses me that he's wearing a stetson.
like really?
you're a TERMINATOR.
how is that something that you need to do?

so the ponds.
its like they go on an adventure, and then they take a break.
and then they have another one.

they're weaning themselves off of him.

IDIOT CHILD IS THE VOICE OVER GIRL.
oh. no.
idiot child is the grandmother of the voice over.

terminator is the marshal? lmfao.........


EPISODES LEFT TO WATCH BEFORE THE 50TH: 11
DAYS LEFT TO WATCH THEM: 3