ONCE UPON A TIME.
SAM WINCHESTER HAD A KILLER PEEN.
by sucksucksmile

1. Jessica Moore:
The first to die from said killer peen in a blazing glory of ceiling fire.
For the record everyone, in my hunt for gifs of Jessica Moore I have found out that ‘Jessica Moore’ is in fact, an anal porn star. Who loves to have cum all over her face. Excellent.
Just another tidbit.
That semen?
All over your face?
Can live there on your skin for up to an hour. ;)

2. Madison the werewolfy inclined sorta love interest:
Whats a little holding you against your will between friends? Especially since they just decided to bone and then go all wolfy again and then yeah. Things were ugly. There were tears. Kablam.
You thought you were healed from your wolfy nature! But then you slept with Sam, and went back to being a monster.

3. Bela:
WELLLLLL. He had that sexy dream with her and then she died...... it counts, okay?

4. Ruby, my dear sweet Ruby who never did anything wrong:
Yeah. She’s awesome.
And the Winchesters couldn’t handle her awesome so when Sam decided to get a little frisky with our favouritest demon EVER she clearly had to die.
DAMN YOUR KILLER PEEN!

5. Nicole Handler
That girl who Robo!Sam had loud athletic sex with before she was turned into a spider sketchbag which I assume counts as death.

6. Debbie Harris
That woman who Robo!Sam had some very enjoyable bathroom sex with that involved him fucking her up against the counter.
Yeah, she also died. Lets observe this scene for clues on his killer peen.

7. All the other girls who didn’t get any screen time or even a MISSING picture that Robo!Sam had loud, athletic sex with that were then sent off into the enjoyable life of an arachne. Whoopie!

8. THIS TOTALLY COUNTS!
Once upon a time, Sam shot a really adorable crossroads demon WHO HAPPENED TO BE HIS FIANCEE.
SHE DIED. THE END. KILLER PEEN.





ONCE UPON A TIME.
SAM WINCHESTER HAD A PEEN THAT WAS LESS PRONE TO DELIVERING DEATH OMENS.
by 3whiteroses

1. Patchouli Girl
First and foremost, that crazy alien-loving chickRobo!Sam slept with while Dean was abducted.

2. Dr. Cara Roberts
From “Sex and Violence” it has been explained to me that “they boned. in her office. against the windows.”
THE GIF LOOKS HOT, I WISH I’D SEEN THE EPISODE.

3. That Prostitute
You know the one, back when we didn’t know Robo!Sam was actually Robo!Sam and we wondered why the hell Sam would be paying for sex with a body like that.

4. Crystal
Remember 5.12 when Gary, the teenaged boy, switches bodies with Sam and suddenly Sam would love to have the sex with you? Well he does, with this chick.
Okay maybe it’s not Sammy but it’s Sammy’s peen so it still counts.






TY FOR YOUR TIME